Couple seeks live-in girlfriend to share everything (Gresham (near MHCC))
Reply to: hous-893351326@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-25, 1:42PM PDT
We are a young, attractive, straight, professional, childless couple with a nice new 3-bedroom house in Gresham, and we are seeking a young and attractive girl to come live with us on "girlfriend" type basis. Expectation from you would be for cooking, cleaning, shopping, sexual relations, and also just having fun with us doing everyday things and some weekend travel too. Like a 3-way couple kind of thing. In return we can offer fun, laughter, companionship, safety, security, comfort, room and board and comfort in our clean, newer, 3-bedroom 1500 sq ft house near Mt Hood Community College. No money will be exchanged since this will be a lifestyle relationship. Probably have questions, right? Contact us! Let's discuss.
Considering that I do not, as of yet, have a permanent place to stay here in Portland -- as I expected to by this time -- I may soon have to consider pulling some shenanigans to get into a place like this. I smell a wacky sitcom premise -- Three's Company meets Tootsie in a bathhouse.
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